Riding a safer wooden pony?
Date: 1 Apr 2010 18:33:31 -0000
I've long been fascinated by 'riding the wooden pony'.
Descriptions can be found on the internet from subs who describe
how their balls get crushed when they can no longer stand on
tiptoe. But I find some problems with these descriptions:
1) if a man straddles a beam his balls do not hang in a position
where his body can exert any pressure on them.
2) the wooden pony is an elaborate piece of equipment which
needs to be bought or built and probably not used very often.
3) if the above problems can be solved then when the full weight
of the body is brought to bear on the testicles they would
surely be crushed and permanently damaged.
But I am still fascinated by the idea of a torture in which the
balls are hurt by the man himself when he suffers muscular
fatigue. So I've come up with another idea which I've been
unable to try out because my wife seems to have lost interest in
dominating me. Here's the idea.
You need a simple chair, a kitchen type chair, and usually the
seat can be removed from such a chair easily. Replace the seat
with something that has a suitable hole in it - a toilet seat
would be ideal. The man sits upon the seat wearing a parachute
on his balls, or a rope tied round them or something similar.
So man on seat, balls hanging down with something suitable
attached to said balls. Now take a leg back under the balls and
attach the parachute or whatever to the ankle so that the foot
is clear of the ground, but if the toes were in contact with the
ground a suitable amount of downward pressure would be exerted
on the balls. See how long he can keep his leg clear of the
I suspect one leg will be enough to create a strong downwards
force but if your sub can already carry lots of weight on a
parachute you could try both ankles. If you use only one ankle,
be sure to tie the other leg out of the way so he cannot use it
to support the leg that is attached.
This should be much safer than the pony method because in the
limit (when the sub's muscles fail) the force exerted is half
the weight of the lower leg below the knee (or the whole weight
if you use two ankles). I doubt this is enough to do permanent
damage. (I tried to weigh my lower leg on bathroom scales but
nothing registered so it was less than the minimum for my
I would be interested in reader's comments on my idea,
especially any 'road tests'. This torture method also lacks a
suitable name at present.